Panto time

[redswanlady]

One of the few things I miss about this time of year is the panto but this year there is one, the guys at the QE2 showbar are putting on Aladdin www.grancanarianow.com/blog/
(http://www.grancanarianow.com/blog/)

[chorlton]

I think we should have a virtual canaryforum one. I'm appointing myself casting director. I have already marked out the following roles.....
Prince Charming - Marcus
Buttons - Russ
Ugly Sister #1 - Rab
Ugly Sister #2 - Our Wullie

With it being a virtual one there are lots of roles left including Cinderella, Snow White, all 7 of the dwarves, Baron Hardup, Wishee Washee, Mother Goose,

Any other characters will be considered.

Please submit yourself for a role below!

[redswanlady]

I think Mary should be Snow White....

[Alan T]

Please please if mary is snow white, can I be the apple. Bite me! :-)

[rab_c.]

Well!!! as Chorlton is directing the panto I have written it lol.

Once upon a time... there lived an unhappy young girl.(mary) Unhappy she was, for her mother was dead, her father (shytot) had married another woman, (libbyo) a widow with two daughters, and her stepmother didn't like her one little bit. All the nice things, kind thoughts and loving touches were for her own daughters.(rabc & oorwullie) And not just the kind thoughts and love, but also dresses, shoes, shawls, delicious food, comfy beds, as well as every home comfort. All this was laid on for her daughters. But, for the poor unhappy girl, there was nothing at all. No dresses, only her stepsisters' hand-me-downs. No lovely dishes, nothing but scraps. No nice rests and comfort. For she had to work hard all day, and only when evening came was she allowed to sit for a while by the fire, near the cinders. That is how she got her nickname, for everybody called her Cinderella.
http://www.scugog-net.com/room108/Cinderella/miow.gifCinderella used to spend long hours all alone talking to the cat. (alant) The cat said, "Miaow", which really meant, "(nice puddycat) You have something neither of your stepsisters have and that is massive boobs."


Cinderella sighed at the cat, "Oh dear, I'm so unhappyI wish they were smaller!" and the cat murmured " (go on a trip to pr and meet the gang in pickwicks, tiffs, or xtreeemz)
Suddenly something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared.(mharie) "Don't be alarmed, Cinderella," said the fairy. "The wind blew me your odour. I know you would love to go to the ball. And so you shall!"
"How can I, dressed in rags?" Cinderella replied. "The servants (big tony & shortie) will turn me away!"
The fairy smiled. http://www.scugog-net.com/room108/Cinderella/newdress2.gifWith a flick of her magic wand... Cinderella found herself wearing the most beautiful dress, the sexiest ever seen in the realm. "Now that we have settled the matter of the dress," said the fairy, "we'll need to get you a coach. A real lady would never go to a ball on foot! Quick! Get me a pumpkin!" she ordered.
"Oh of course," said Cinderella, rushing away. Then the fairy turned to the cat. "You, bring me seven mice!"
"Seven mice!" said the cat. "I didn't know fairies ate mice too!"
"They're not for eating, silly! Do as you are told!... and, remember they must be alive!"

Cinderella soon returned with a fine pumpkin and the cat with seven mice he had caught in the cellar. "Good!" exclaimed the fairy. With a flick of her magic wand... wonder of wonders! The pumpkin turned into a sparkling coach and the mice became six white horses, while the seventh mouse (handyman) turned into a coachman, in a smart uniform and carrying a whip. Cinderella could hardly believe her eyes.
"I shall present you at Court. You will soon see that Prince Marcus prs top weather forecaster, in whose honour the ball is being held, will be enchanted by your loveliness. But remember! You must leave the ball at midnight and come home. For that is when the spell ends. Your coach will turn back into a pumpkin, the horses will become mice again and the coachman will turn back into a mouse... and you will be dressed again in rags and wearing clogs instead of these dainty little slippers! Do you understand?" Cinderella smiled and said, "Yes, I understand!"

When Cinderella entered the ballroom at the palace, a hush fell as Buttons (Russ) introduced her and (chloe leigh) burst in to song with the most beautiful girl in the world.Everyone stopped in mid-sentence to admire her singing and at the same time viewing cinderella's elegance, her beauty and grace. "Who can that be?" people asked each other. The two stepsisters also wondered who the newcomer was, for never in a month of Sundays, would they ever have guessed that the beautiful girl was really poor Cinderella who talked to the cat!

When prince Marcus set eyes on Cinderella, he was struck by her beauty. Walking over to her, he bowed deeply and asked her to dance. And to the great disappointment of all the young ladies, he danced with Cinderella all evening. "Who are you, fair maiden?" the Prince kept asking her. But Cinderella only replied: "What does it matter who I am! You will never see me again anyway."
"Oh, but I shall, I'm quite certain!" he replied as I do bus tours.
Cinderella had a wonderful time at the ball... But, all of a sudden, she heard the sound of a clock: the first stroke of midnight! She remembered what the fairy had said, and without a word of goobye she slipped from the Prince's arms and ran down the steps. As she ran she lost her bra, but not for a moment did she dream of stopping to pick it up! If the last stroke of midnight were to sound... oh... what a disaster that would be! Out she fled and vanished into the night.
http://www.scugog-net.com/room108/Cinderella/princekneel.gif Prince Marcus, who was now madly in love with her, picked up her bra and said to his ministers, (chorlton & redswanlady) "Go and search everywhere for the girl whose boobs this bra fits. I will never be content until I find her!" So the ministers selling pasties on the way tried the bra on the boobs of all the girls... and on Cinderella's boobs as well... Surprise! The bra fitted perfectly.
"That awful untidy girl simply cannot have been at the ball," snapped the stepmother. "Tell the Prince he ought to marry one of my two daughters! Can't you see how ugly Cinderella is! Can't you see?"
Suddenly she broke off, for the fairy had appeared. "That's enough!" she exclaimed, raising her magic wand (Russ is buying the drinks)
In a flash, Cinderella appeared in a splendid dress,shining with youth and beauty. Her stepmother and stepsisters gaped at her in amazement, what a massive pair and the ministers said, "Come with us, fair maiden! Prince Marcus awaits to present you with a ticket for one of his coach tours!" So Cinderella joyfully went with them, and lived happily ever after with her Prince. Sadly oor wullie went back to delivering mail and rabc well his foto site was born.
And as for the cat, he just said "Miaow"!
The End

[Loopylin]

Could I be one of the dwarves please.i'm the right height!!!!!

[K T]

I was believing your story Rab, even the :bronwen: line, until I reached the bit that said ( Russ is buying the drinks ) then I knew it must have been written for Panto....lol

[mary]

Hoorah went the crowd..........:thankyou::thankyou::thankyou:

I always wanted to be Cinders. Thanks Rab - great story

[redswanlady]

Where was I? :sadguy:

[Alan T]

Where was I? :sadguy:

In the small print next to chorlton :)
See you when you get back from the optitians lol

[Alan T]

Ey up. The 'Edit' button had disappeared. I can't correct my deliberate spelling mistake!

[oor wullie]

Ugly Sister??? the cheek!!!

http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Dicke/9.gif (http://www.smileygarden.de)

[xxxjojoxxx]

I want to be someone who gets boooooooo'ed alot cos then I can run them over in my wheels lol:angryfire: